Things I have learned

This was an educational weekend for me. I'll share some of the things I learned.

1. In Grand Theft Auto, you can hit up to four people with your car before the police get mad and chase at you. And if you hit one of them, they'll send a lot of officers to get you. Also, it just makes good business sense to take back the money from an "escort" after you've retained her services.

2. You can accidentally play a video game for like five hours before you realize that you haven't really moved in a long time.

3. PJ will cheat at a foot race to win.

4. If you tackle PJ to the ground in a fight, don't just walk away. She'll get up and come after you, you need to be on your guard.

5. Real can blow a 2-0 lead in a game in three minutes. At least we didn't lose, but we totally should have won.

6. Patrick Dempsey + romantic comedy = blah
Robert Downey Jr + comic book hero = fantastic

7. I'm a champion at YahooAnswers. I'm already on level 3. In your face, Tyler.

8. Guys never sound more like an idiot then they do when they're trying to impress a chick. Most of the information they're giving the girl is wrong, but she doesn't know. I'm tired of sitting through soccer games, listening to the guy behind me trying to seem like a macho guy.

Thats a lot of stuff to learn in a weekend, I know. But now that I know all this, I can use all this knowledge to my advantage. I encourage all of you to learn new things as often as you can.