Now I understand that Miss Muffet

As I was getting ready to run today and pulling on my shoes, my shoe felt weird on my toes. I took it off to investigate. I saw nothing wrong with the shoe, so I put it back on. This time, the back of my shoe felt awkward, so I pulled it off again. As I did this time, a spider the size of a Buick came out my shoe. I screamed like a little girl, and made someone come pick it up and get rid of it for me. Yes, I'm that much of a sissy. I have been thoroughly traumatized by this experience.